07 January, 2009

Helmets save lives ... and noses

This is the story of a Wednesday.

It was the day of our convocation. We were going to officially get our graduate certificates (and I was going to get my Post-graduate certificate.. you know, genius people are always two years ahead of everyone :P). The clock announced that it was 2:00 pm. Time to go to the university. This particular day, being a very good one for me (for entirely irrelevant reasons) I was in my usual jumping-jack mood. Salil and Sanjyot were waiting for me outside the Marvell building. I was late and Salil called me up (that bastard.. it was all because of him). So, I had to run. I couldn't have missed the luxury of getting a free lift in her car :P.

So, I ran down the stairs to the ground floor. And I decided to take the main entrance. The main entrance is a big glass door at a distance of about 50 feet from the four elevators (that is where the stairs end). At this precise moment, Salil called and so I started running towards the main entrance hardly realising that the doors were made of Saint Gobain glass and were fucking SHUT. (Now that I think of the timing that he called, I doubt whether it was all a set-up :P). I don't think I can continue the story any further. Please, run your imagination as wild as it can, because, yeah, IT HAPPENED ...

Fortunately, there was no one around except two security guards. I bet I could see the smile on the corner of their faces as they came to help me. I hurt my nose, tore my upper lip and a bruise on my scalp. But, I wasn't worried about that. All I was worried about was that I was going to be the butt of the jokes for the next few days :P. And my my! my friends didn't disappoint me at all! :P

Anyway, I am in the process of suing Saint Gobain and passing a bill to make helmets compulsary while walking and running too. Please support my bill!

6 comments:

Salil said...

nniiiiccceee!!!!
and doood, duh,it wuz a setup - i had a camera installed previously - even have the hilarious footage ready - check out this Saturday's MTV bakara and Candid camera and Gags ....ROFL..........

kasala clown sarakha fugalela nose.. :-P

Zaru said...

yeah yeah...co incidentally...just 2de we were talking abt how ppl make a fool of themselves...being confused n clumsy etc etc...n bang into glass doors...
ther r quite a few ppl who wud happily become a part of ur kin...i guess...:P
on second thoughts...was it more abt going with her...'her'...:P

@$%deja vu$% said...

@Zarin
stick to your first thoughts :P ..

FrostBite said...

hehehehhahahhahahaha..........lolz!
well after the mishap at least u cud laugh abt it!!.......i cant hear myself laughing.....

ketaki said...

ROFL!
nice narration.
and zarin, how come those were "second" thoughts?? :p

Mithila said...

Hahahahaah!! This is brillaint!

Btw, I don't think your nose has fully recovered. :D